When ya'll were talking about riding bikes the other day, I posted that I wanted to but the picture that came to my mind was an elephant's bottom on that itty bitty bicycle seat. A picture much like the one kd suggested in one of her books: an elephant wearing a thong.
In this morning's paper there is a picture of a vendor at this year's quilt show. She's holding up a pair of queen size panties which have a hand-painted picture and caption on the back side. The picture is a thong with strings to each side. The caption above it says: There's a THONG in my heart.
Thongs had to be invented by a guy. I gotta tell you... no matter what my BMI, I don't find them comfortable. A smaller bottom just doesn’t help with panties that intentionally ride up.
I prefer briefs, myself. Although, dh finds thongs more attractive than when I’m looking like my 98 yo grandma…
