The ex IM'd me today. I suggested he write me an email instead. Got a loooooong one, actually kinda funny, particularly when you listen to the voices in my head when I read it.
It boiled down to the fact that he'd just found everything he claimed the movers must have stolen, and how was he going to get it back to me?
I just read the thing and was amused... and wanted to share. I didn't have a feeling of dread, I didn't have an "oh help me lord" moment.... it was "eh, him".