Since Wednesday the homework was song w/ food...and I need a good laugh...today's homework is to post a joke w/ food in it...here's mine:

A peanut sat on a railroad track.
His heart was all a flutter.
The five-fifteen came rushing by.
"Toot! Toot!" Peanut butter!

Knock, knock..who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana, banana
Knock, knock...who's there? banana ... Banana who? Banana banana
Knock, knock...who's there? orange Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not a banana

#1. Johnny and Billy were sitting together on the ground. Billy was begging Johnny to share his candy bar. Finally Johnny licked all the way down one side of the candy bar and said, "OK, you can have a bite". Billy took the candy bar and licked all the way down the other side and said, "No, thanks." and handed it back to Johnny.


#2. An old farmer was tired of kids stealing watermelons out of his garden so he posted a sign saying "1 of these watermelons is poisoned" and went to bed. When he got up the next morning all his watermelons were still there but the sign had been changed to read "2 of these watermelons is poisoned."

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

(from this website)

Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?

A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!